What is Flootball.com?

Q: WTF IS Flootball, & will I Enjoy it?

A: To determine whether you will enjoy the Fantasy Flootball experience, ask yourselves these questions:

 1. Have you ever used the idiom, "as the crow flies" while giving directions?
 2. Does the phrase, "stay awhile an listen" mean anything to you?
 3. Do you like old timey leather chests with wrought iron locks?
 4. Have you played Mario Kart this morning?
        
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you're gonna love Fantasy Flootball. Of course you will need to have atleast a passing interest in fantasy football to start, but who the hell doesn't? My Auntie Ellen supplements her retirement by wrecking shop in her ppr dynasty league every year, so even old people play it.